A Man walks into a High Street bank & asks for a loan.   He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000   The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Liverpool lad hands over the keys and documents of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough-looking Scouser for using a£120,000 Ferrarias collateral against a£5000 loan.   The bank manager then instructs an employee of the bank to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage, where he parks it. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the£5,000and the interest of£15.41.   The bank officer says to the Scouser,   "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out further and found that you are a multi-millionaire.   What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"? The Man replies:"Where else in Liverpool can I park my car for two weeks for only £15..41 and expect it to be there when I return.