Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Schooner of New" The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Schooner of New" Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and asks,
Bloke: "Your in hospital, I'm God, you have just awaken after a heart attack".
Wo: Am I going to die"? She asks with tears in her eyes.
God: "No you have 38 years, thirteen day and 4.5 minutes ; till...departure".
Wo: "Oh thank you God". "Thank you"!
God departs stage left..
Woman: I may as well have a few procedures done while I'm here and so has...as women do: breast enlargment, 35 liters off the thighs, 6 inch leg exstentions <both> Tightening of the flatuence, umm thingo/area and; all was WELL. Again.
Woman: After all was healed and no more wind; she left the hospital feeling like Judy garland.
Unfortunately..
As she crossed the road.
A bus hit and killed her!
Damn buses and why I drive me-self.
Again she awoke.
A man she, sort of blurring knows is now sitting beside her.
Wo: "I think I met you somewhere before"?
Wo: "Ummm who are you"?
Wo: "Where am I"?
God: " I'm God".
Wo: "Am I dead"?
God: " Yes and no, you got run over by a bus and killed, I am here to welcome you to heaven".
Wo: "BUT... you told me I had 38 years, thirteen day and 4.5 minutes ; till...".
Wo: "So why am I, sorta dead"?
God: "Sorry i didnt reconise you as you crossing the road".
.....................................
And, why I am single.
Life is a journey.
All journeys aint the same and why, I dont go to hospital.
