A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:Have you any grounds?Yes, an acre and half and ni...ce little home.No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It made of concrete.I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?No, we have carport, and not need one.I mean what are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland .Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up?No, I always up before her.Is your wife a nagger?No, she white.Why do you want this divorce?She going to kill me.What makes you think that?I got proof. What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover .............