A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon orchard seemed to       be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:      

Have you had any actual experience in picking       lemons?"

He replied: "I've been divorced twice, bought a Leyland P76, a       Beta video player and took up both Telstra floats .... then I voted for       Kevin Rudd, ended up with Julia Gillard -

How am I doing so       far??