Pat and Mick were walking along a street in London when Pat looked in a shop window and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".
Pat said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
When we go in I'll put on my best English accent, you stay quiet! Let me do all da talking cause if they hear our accents, they will know we are from Ireland and try to rip us off. .
Roight y'are Pat, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business said Mick.
They go in and Pat said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2..00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each.
The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
"Well yes," said a surprised Pat. "What gave it away?"
The owner replied, "We're dry-cleaners".
Be your self; there's no body better qualified ! "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"
