At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Melbourne they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.
 
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
  
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, Wella, I'va tried toa treat her nicea and Iva spenda da money on her. But besta of all is, I tooka her to  Eetaly  fora da 25t  anniversary!
  
The priest responded, Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here!  Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?
  
Giuseppe proudly replied, Wella, Ima gonna go anna pick her uppa...