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Wobbly Bob


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Q. Why did the chicken covered in mud cross the road twice?          

      A. Because it was a dirty double crosser!! ashamed



-- Edited by Wobbly Bob on Friday 6th of January 2012 08:52:29 PM

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Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.



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Two eggs being boiled in a pot, female boiling egg: "Look I've got a crack!"

Male boiling egg: "Slow down a bit, I'm not even hard yet!" disbelief



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