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Guru

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Merry Christmas


G'day All
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following :

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , no......n addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

Thank God that dont count here

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL.



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Guru

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Sir and Madam

I conditionally accept your greeting and my solicitor will contact you within the next 5 working days to consolidate the content.

Please note the greeting will not be cleared until the probationary period has expired.

Once this has occurred you may expect to receive a reciprocal salutation.

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Guru

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What! Can someone please translate this to Australian English?
Talk about gobbledegook!

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20ft Roma caravan - Mercedes Benz Sprinter - SA-based at the moment.
Transport has no borders.

Management makes the decisions, but is not affected by the decisions it makes.

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