Love it

old briney wrote:

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The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Emu and Kangaroo to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

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 Does that mean if the "noalition" get in, it will be a condom with a hole in it?

There will be a small amount of inflation, unwanted production, no protection, and getting well and truly screwed.

 

Dusty 

Can't you post this in the jokes forum, where there's less clutter. There's not much point in having the sub forums if folks don't use them.

It was so very apt old briny loved it. Helena

goinsoon wrote:

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oooh!

You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that

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 you deserve a slap on the bottom not on your wrist

only problem is you would enjoy that

_wombat_ wrote:

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goinsoon wrote:

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oooh!

You are in trouble now, Cindy always PMs me with a slap on the wrist when I post something like that

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 you deserve a slap on the bottom not on your wrist

only problem is you would enjoy that

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 ooooo! promises, promises