The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the beesand sheexplained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love,nine monthslater the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asks theteacher,
are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up'cos my big sister just got alittle baby and she said it wasfrom a shag at the beach..!!!
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