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In  Honour of Stupid People everywhere, but mostly in America and Britain . . . 

In  case you needed further proof that the human race is  doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label  instructions on 
consumer  goods. 



On  Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 
"Do  not turn upside down." 

(well...duh, a bit late,  huh!) 

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On  Sainsbury's peanuts -- 
"Warning:  contains nuts." 

(talk about a news  flash) 

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On  Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 
"Do  not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this  medication." 

(We could do a lot to  reduce the rate of construction accidents if  we 
could just get those 5  year-olds with head-colds off those  bulldozers.) 


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On  Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 
"Product  will be hot after heating."
 
(...and you  thought ????...) 


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On  a Sears hair dryer -- 
Do  not use while sleeping. 

(That's the only time I have to work on my  hair.) 

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On  a bag of Doritos -- 
You  could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details  inside. 

(the shoplifter  special?) 


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On  a bar of Dial soap -- 
"Directions:  Use like regular soap." 

(and that would  be???....) 


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On  some Swanson frozen dinners -- 
"Serving  suggestion: Defrost." 

(but,  it's just a  suggestion.) 


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On  packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 
"Do  not iron clothes on body." 

(but wouldn't this save  me time?) 


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On  Nytol Sleep Aid -- 
"Warning:  May cause drowsiness."

(..I'm taking this  because???.....) 


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On  most brands of Christmas lights -- 
"For  indoor or outdoor use only." 

(as opposed to  what?) 


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On  a Japanese food processor -- 
"Not  to be used for the other use."
 
(now, somebody out  there, help me on this. I'm a bit  curious.) 


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On  an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 
"Instructions:  Open packet, eat nuts." 

(Step 3: say  what? No wonder they are going broke) 


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On  a child's Superman costume -- 
"Wearing  of this garment does not enable you to fly." 

(I don't blame the  company. I blame the parents for this  one.) 


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On  a Swedish chainsaw -- 
"Do  not attempt to stop chain with your hands or  genitals."
 
(Oh my God..was there a  lot of this happening somewhere?) 


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**** Blessed  are the cracked: 
for  it is they who let in the light ***** 


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and I thought mine were good

 



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They were real good,made me feel not so stupid after all. rvtraveller2 neil biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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