-- Edited by sucastja on Tuesday 22nd of November 2011 07:18:14 AM
It only takes a few seconds to change a pasted item, I do it all the time and I can assure you I am not a rocket scientist
yes, you're right - it doesn't take long to change them - I did reduce the size of mine, and if you find them still too big - BAD LUCK!!! Build a bridge and get over it!!!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!
I fell for it, too.
-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 24th of November 2011 02:03:23 PM
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, the devil made me do it!!!
I fell for it, too.
-- Edited by jules47 on Thursday 24th of November 2011 02:03:23 PM
Good one Jules47.
And there I was thinking I was going to learn something interesting. I won't reprat what I called you when I finshed reading.
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John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear says to the rabbit, do you ever have a problem with sh%t sticking to your fur ?
Rabbit says no, never.
So the bear, wipes his ass with the rabbit
