Male or Female?  You might not have known this...but a lot of
non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some
examples:



           FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything
in...but you can see right through them.




           PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned
off....it takes a while to warm them up again.
            They are an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
Buttons.




           TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are
often over inflated




           HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them
to go anywhere......you have to light a fire under their arse.




           SPONGES: These are female...because they are
soft.....squeezable and retain water.




           WEB PAGES:
            Female...because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.




           TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same
old lines for picking up people.




           EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all
the weight shifts to the bottom.




           HAMMERS: Male... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've
hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.




           THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it
would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it....and while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push...he just keeps trying


            Send this to all the women you care about.....and to any
men who appreciate a good laugh!