An aboriginal man in Mt Isa goes to the hospital with a problem - he just can't stop jogging.
'Hey white doctor' says the blackman, 'whacha think is makin' me run all over the place. It 's too puckin hot for dat ****.' The doctor says, 'It's got me beat but, hey, I might have a cure.'
The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the aboriginal to snort them. The black man does as the doctor asks, and immediately stops jogging up and down, and stands dead still.
'Puck me drunk, it worked. Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor.
'No ' the doctor replies. 'It's Omo - guaranteed to stop coloureds from running.'
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