Grandparents Answering Machine]
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>                         "Hello. You have reached Grandma and Grandpa.
> We're not able to come to
>                         the phone right now. If you are one of our
> children, dial 1 and then
>                         select from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so
> we know who it is.
>
>                         If you need us to watch your children, press 2.
>
>                         If you want to borrow our car, press 3.
>
>                         If you want us to do your laundry, press 4.
>
>                         If you want the grandchildren to sleep here
> tonight, press 5.
>
>                         If you want us to pick up the kids at school,
> press 6.
>
>                         If you want us to have you to dinner on
> Sunday or to bring it to your
>                         house, press 7.
>
>                         If you need money, press 8.
>
>                         If you are calling to invite us to dinner or
> a movie, start talking; we
>                         are listening."
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