An interstate truck driver had been on the road full time for nearly 5 months without a break. so here pulls into a small country town, goes to the local brothel, Puts $1000.oo on the counter and says to the Madam,, I want the Fattest, Ugliest, Bitch of a Hore you have got in this place, and i also want 2 Lamb Chops Burnt to a crisp, and some soggy fatty chips.

WOW said the Madam, for that amount of money, I will give you the best girl i got, and you can have her all night, and i will throw in a 5 course full al-la-carte meal.

The truckie says, Look Madam, I don't think you understand ?? I have been on the road for 5 months, I am not Horny or Hungry,   I am just Homesick !