>
>    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR  OWN AGE AND
>    THINKING,
>    SURELY I CAN'T
>    LOOK THAT OLD? WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
>
>    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
>    FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.   I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,
> WHICH
>    BORE HIS FULL  NAME
>
>   .
>    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
> NAME
>    HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
>    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
>
>    UPON SEEING HIM,  HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS
> BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO
>    OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY  CLASSMATE.
>
>    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK
> SECONDARY SCHOOL.
>
>    'YES, YES I  DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH  PRIDE.
>
>    'WHEN DID  YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I  ASKED
>
>    HE  ANSWERED, IN 1965.  WHY DO YOU  ASK?
>
>    'YOU WERE  IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED. HE  LOOKED AT ME  CLOSELY.
>
>    THEN THE  UGLY.
>
>    OLD,
>
>    BALD,
>
>    WRINKLED
>
>    FAT ARSED,
>
>    GREY HAIRED,
>
>    DECREPIT,
>
>    BASTARD ASKED.........
>
>    'WHAT DID YOU  TEACH?'