The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50
million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for
their own oil.
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Two Irishmen find a mirror in the road.

The first one picks it up & says, "Blow me I know this face but I
can't put a name to it."

The second picks it up & says, "You daft bastard, it's me!"_______________________________