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Never Lie To A Woman


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A  man called home to his wife and said, "  Honey  I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with  my boss & several of his Friends 

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for  me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please  pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,  we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to  pick my things up"

Oh!  Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.  "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the  good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The  following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise  looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he  caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some  Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue  silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll  love the answer...
 

The  wife replied, "I  did. They're in your fishing box ..."   



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Off topic I know, but I have to say FF you'll really wow those jackaroos at the Gully Pub in that new outfit!!!!

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Why thankyou Jim, bought it just for that occasion mate. wink



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