paddy & mick, were given a live pig each ...a present..

how do we know who's pig is who's ? sez paddy,

easy sez mick oil get the chainsaw & hack a V in one of the pig's ear's ...that one's mine..

blood& skin,& fur ,everywhere but they managed it . ...

however that night a wild ferrel cat mauled the other pig & ripped a V out of its ear,..

how are we gonna tell them apart now? sez paddy

ah well,oi suppose you could have the white pig & oil have the black one