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Hope not too Hot!


The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,
 

 

'My  hands are freezing cold.'


The girl replied,
 

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up..

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.


He said,
 


'My nose is cold .'


The girl replied
 


'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.


The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,
 


'My penis is frozen solid.'

The next day, the daughter was driving
 in the buggy with her mother again,
and she asks,
 



'Have you ever heard of a penis?'


Concerned the mother said,
 


'Why yes..... why do you ask?'


The daughter replies,
 


'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!

 



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biggrin  ----  Nope, not at all, a real good laugh. Keep them coming.

 

 

Cheers,

Greg.



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I messed up the first bit....Idiot!

She told her Mother that her hands were cold.Whilst they were in the buggy..So mum told her to put her hands between her legs and warm them up..



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