One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?
"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes - they're having a garage sale".
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20ft Roma caravan - Mercedes Benz Sprinter - SA-based at the moment. Transport has no borders.
Management makes the decisions, but is not affected by the decisions it makes.
The Cat in the Hat on aging: I cannot see, I cannot pee. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks. No sense of smell, I look like hell. My mood is bad--can you tell? My body's drooping, have trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass!
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Goinsoon
I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
