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jimricho


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Confucius say,

"If you are in a book store and cannot find   the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

 

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Confucious say . . .

Man who stand on side of hill, not on level.

 

Confucsious say . . .

man with hole in pocket, feeling ****y

 

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that's "feeling c o c k y"


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Man going through turnstyles sideways hmm 

Going to Bangkokwink 

Man in bathroom with tool in handdisbelief 

Does not mean he is plumberbiggrin 

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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who plays with self pulls boner.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.



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