A guy calls the muso's union to get a quote on a 6 piece band for a wedding. The rep says "Off the top of my head...... about $2,000". The guys says "WHAT! FOR MUSIC?." The rep responds "I'll tell you what, why don't you call the plumbers union & ask for six plumbers to work from 7pm to midnight on a Saturday night and whatever they quote you, we'll do it for half."