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Wanted woman. must have caravan and tug. Must know how to clean fish.PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF CARAVAN.



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Was that meant to be in the joke section Bill? no



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A variation on the fisherman's personal ad

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Aw Bill, I bet you say that to all the girls. The status quo remains - I still haven't had an offer I couldn't refuse.
The topic is very topical. Perhaps you should stay off the fish protein for a while and just stick to the Bundy.

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Bill I would think you would need to give us more information , size, layout ,how big, what sort of tug , would you be helping out with any on going cost and do you snore and fart in the van and how often do you shower

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And of course need to have a big bank balance and be able to afford your lifestyle, new fishing rods etc, etc......biggrin wink

PS:   You're a bit of a worry Bill aww



-- Edited by Vic on Monday 11th of April 2011 12:26:04 AM

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Sorry, a joke in the wrong section.

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Whats the matter Bill, cant you fit the harem into the "Bait Box"... LOL


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Maybe I should take out an ad like that! biggrin

 



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bill12 wrote:

Wanted woman. must have caravan and tug. Must know how to clean fish.PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF CARAVAN.


 And also owns a pub or a brewery????

 



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What??!! You want a WOMAN????????

Surely not - not that there's anything wrong with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Beth, I've got the perfect advert.

Wanted Men: You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. It's the only thing I can't do myself!!!!

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Luv it!!!! Except for reversing the van - but going to do a day course in early June on the Sunshine Coast - can't seem to get my head around it on my own in the driveway. Apparently you use their vehicle and van -trouble is their vehicle is auto, I drive manual.

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Happywanderer wrote:

Beth, I've got the perfect advert.

Wanted Men: You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. It's the only thing I can't do myself!!!!


 hahaha The edge of the door frame works well. I only need one for lifting things! I'm not as strong as I used to be.

 



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Hey Bill - when you find one, can I borrow her to teach me how to clean fish??aww



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I've never really learnt how to fish, but I love eating it, so probably should learn.

But I don't know if I could clean it. Cutting it open and pulling out guts just doesn't do it for me!

 Hence, another thing a man would be useful for! laughing.gif



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Beth54 wrote:

I've never really learnt how to fish, but I love eating it, so probably should learn.

But I don't know if I could clean it. Cutting it open and pulling out guts just doesn't do it for me!

 Hence, another thing a man would be useful for! laughing.gif


 Most fish you can run a fillet off each side, take the skin off the fillet, yhis leaves the head and frame along with the gut intact to throw away or put in the crab pots, a bit of skin to throw out and a couple of suculent fillets to cook as you please. I like to pan fry in a bit of butter myself

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I can do the gutting/filleting thing, just need a sharp knife, and I'm lousy at sharpening them. Have resorted to paying a butcher a couple of $ to sharpen my knives in the past.

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oddly enough one of my favourite things is to scale and gut fish i actualy enjoy it and i love camping fishing travelling but alas bill sorry
im taken lol

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Esmeralda wrote:

Hey Bill - when you find one, can I borrow her to teach me how to clean fish??aww


 If we ever meet up I'll teach you Esmeralda.   Guess who got lumbered with most of the filleting etc. at a Fishing camp on Night Island 20 odd years ago ?

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Thanks Sheba - I'll look forward to it and when I finally get away on a long trip I will keep my eye out for you.

Cheers, Es



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Thanks Blaze - I might give this a go - I will get a whole fish from the fish shop/market and give it a go.

Cheers, Esmeralda



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