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THE CHAUFFEUR,
Julia Gillard is touring the
countryside in a chauffeur-
driven car.
Suddenly, a cow walks out onto
the road, they hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop.
 
Julia in her usual charming
manner, says to the chauffeur:
"You get out and check - you
were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks
and reports that the animal is
dead.
"You were driving, go and tell
the farmer."
 
Five hours later, the chauffeur
returns totally plastered,
hair ruffled with a big grin on
his face.
"My god, what happened to
you?" asks Julia.
 
The chauffeur replies: "When I
got there, the farmer opened
his best bottle of malt whiskey,
the wife gave me a slap-up
meal and the daughter made
love to me."
"What on earth did you tell them?",
asks Julia
"I`m Julia Gillard`s chauffeur, and
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I've just killed th cow


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