A Blondes Cookbook... 

Monday:  It's fun to cook for Peter. Today I made an angel

food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The

neighbours were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.

Tuesday:  Peter wanted fruit salad. The recipe said to serve

without dressing, so I didn't dress. What a surprise when

Peter brought a friend home for dinner.

Wednesday:  A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash

thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of

silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it helped the

rice any.

Thursday:  Today Peter asked for a salad again. I tried a new

recipe that said to prepare the ingredients and lay on a

bed of lettuce an hour before serving. Peter asked me why I

was rolling around in the garden.

Friday:  I found an easy recipe for biscuits. It said put the

ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been

something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,

everything was the same as when I left it.

Saturday:  Peter did the shopping today and brought home a

chicken and asked me to dress it for Sunday. Oh boy! For

some reason Peter keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:  Peter's relatives came to dinner today. I wanted to serve

roast, but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash

of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the

controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my

disappointment.

Goodnight Dear Diary:  This has been a very exciting week. I

am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe

for Peter. If I can talk Peter into buying me a larger oven, I

am going to surprise him with a chocolate moose.