Arthur Davidson , Died and went to Heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter told Arthur.'Since 
you've been such a Good Man and Your Motorcycles 
have Changed the World, Your Reward is, you can 
Hang-Out with Anyone You Want to in Heaven.'

Arthur Thought About it for a Minute and then said, 
'I want to Hang-Out with God.'

St. Peter Took Arthur to the Throne Room,
and Introduced Him to God.

God Recognized Arthur and Commented,'Okay, so you were 
the One Who Invented the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle?' 
Arthur said, 'Yeah, That's Me...'

God Commented: 'Well, what's theBig Deal in Inventing Something that's Pretty Unstable, Makes Noise and Pollution and Can't Run Without a Road?'

Arthur was a Bit Embarrassed, but Finally Spoke, 
'Excuse me, but Aren't You the Inventor of Woman?' 


God said, 'Ah,   . . . Yes.' 
'Well,' said Arthur, 'Professional to Professional,
You Have Some Major Design Flaws in Your Invention 
  as well  !   : 

1. There's Too Much Inconsistency in the Front-End Suspension ~




2. It Chatters Constantly at High Speeds ~


3. Most of the Rear Ends AreToo Soft and Wobble About Too Much ~




4. The Intake is Placed 'Way Too Close to the Exhaust ~

5. And The Maintenance Costs Are Outrageous! ~

 

    

'Hmmmmm, You May Have Some Good Points There,
 Replied God,      . . .  Hold On,'---->

God Went to His 'Celestial-Super-Computer',
      Typed in a Few Words and Waited for the Results.

The Computer Printed-Out a Slip of Paper and God Read It ~

'Well, it May be True That My Invention is a bit Flawed,' God Said to Arthur,

'But According to These Numbers, More Men are Riding My Invention Than Yours'