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SHARING


 

The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife
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He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering.  


Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..


People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.'


Finally , as the old man finished and  was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again  came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite  of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She  answered


(Continue  below - This is great)







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Pauline and Ian   Burrum Heads Queensland



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that was so funny i called management in from the kitchen to read it lolol

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