My wife came home from shopping today, said she got a real bargain !!!! picked up a purse on special for only $500.oo so to keep her happy i said give me a look at it, !!!
and she showed me this tiny little coin purse,
well i was not happy, and said what in the world made you think that tiny little purse was a bargain for that much money, i think you have been ripped off !!
to which she replied, that the purse is actually made out of a' Foreskin' and that it serves her well as a coin purse, but if she strokes it, it will expand into a handbag, !! and if she rubs it well it then grows into a suitcase. !!!!

sorry i know i should have waited for friday funnies !!