Happywanderer wrote:

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No Jim, Have enough good english going on in my brain anyway without all that stuff.

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WUBMABIITU

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Ok , I k no that there is a jpke forum , But I thought this would be appropriate here-
Another language lesson-
Hoo ced Inglish iz eezee-
We begin with a fox , th plural iz foxes .
But th plural ov ox is oxen , not oxes .
Wun fowl iz a goose , more is called geese .
Yet more than wun moose r neva cald meese .
Wun may c a lone mouse , or a nest ov mice .
But th plural ov house is knot hice .
Iff more than wun man iz ree furred to az men ,
then more then wun pan shood b pen .
If I speek ov a foot and u show me to feet ,
then wen I giv u a book , wood u giv me to beek .
Iff wun iz a toof and sevral r teef , reely to boovs shood b cald beef .
Iff th sing u la iz this and th plural theez , wen I giv u a kiss , wood u giv me sevral keez .
The muss kew la r hee , hyz n hym , but ee maj in th fem yn yn - shee , shis N shym .
Yes Inglish iz eezee th way it iz speeken , but I hav m problemz get ting it prop er lee roten.


-- Edited by Zoomtopz on Thursday 14th of October 2010 11:59:26 AM