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A bit of a mix-up



 A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present 
for his new girlfriend.They hadn'nt been seeing each other for very 
long and she lived in Scotland.
 Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful 
consideration,that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the 
right note....not too romantic and not too personal.
 Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair 
of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy 
knickers for herself at the same time.
 Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two 
items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.
 
Dear Maggie.
 I chose these because I"ve noticed that you are not wearing any when 
we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would 
have chosen the long ones with buttons,but she wears shorter 
ones(which are easier to remove)
 These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from 
showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I 
hardly noticed any marks.
 I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even 
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they 
rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't 
needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
 I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt 
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you 
again.
 When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because 
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
 Just imagine how may times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
 I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my Love 
Chris.P.S.My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded 
down with a little bit of fur showing.
 
 



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ooops!!
clever people to think up such things

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Not always what you say ,but the way you say it!

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