They are close to just lying down andwaiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do yousmell what I smell.Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smellslike bacon to meee.'

So, with renewedstrength, theystruggle up the nextsand dune, and there,in the distance, is atree loaded withbacon.

There's raw bacon,dripping withmoisture, there'sfried bacon, backbacon, double smokedbacon... everyimaginable kind ofcured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we issaved. 'Eees a bacontree.'

'Luis, are you sureees not a meerage?We ees in the Desertdon't forget.'

 'Pepe when deed youever hear of ameerage that smell like bacon... ees nomeerage, ees a bacontree'.

And with that... Luis races towards thetree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepefollowing closelybehind, when all of a sudden, a machinegun opens up, and Luisis cut down in his tracks. It is clear heis mortally woundedbut, a true friend that he is, hemanages to warn Pepewith his dying breath.

'Pepe... go backman, you was right eesnot a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not abacon tree...

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Eees a Ham Bush.