I gave my muva-in-law a grave-plot for Xmas .
It was her birthday yesterday , she commented to me .
You have not given me a birtday prezzy .
I said - you have not used the xmas present I gave you .
That's when it started .

My wife got out of the shower and commented ,
"I have the body of a 18year-old"
I said - send it back , you've got it all wrinkled .
That,s when it started .
Richo.