hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked

for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good

strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I

reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."