Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch .
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done ..
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there .
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth .
Question: What do you do all week? Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing Saturday & Sunday I rest. Happiness is a voyage, not a destination,
There is no better time to be happy than... NOW !
Have a good one , Cheers
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This is really funny!!! I wish we really have 6 saturdays and 1 sunday, but it seems pretty tiring too. I experienced not having work for how many months. Doing nothing is more tiring than doing a lot of things. It's ironic. Anyway, I'd like to share that I am preparing a lot for my retirement so that when that comes I have financial security, and I don't have to worry much about my expenses. Planning for retirement is a tricky proposition that is not one of the most user friendly game in town. Yet it is vitally important for those of us who do not want to depend with Social Security in our waning years. Thanks to Smart Money, here are the top five reasons why a Roth IRA could be just what the retirement doctor ordered. 1. Make tax-free withdrawals upon retirement with a Roth IRA 2. Social Security wont enable you to maintain your standard of living 3. Roth IRA beats 401k mutual funds 4. Flexibility is always nice 5. Diversity in numbers
Well hello, and welcome to Australia and the Grey Nomads. Does your retirement plan include a trip to Oz? I'm guessing you've read some of the threads on this forum in the other topics. You gotta be here. Cheers.
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Management makes the decisions, but is not affected by the decisions it makes.
