>
>           Two
>  Irishmen were standing at the base of a  flagpole,
> looking up.
>
>
> A blonde walks by  and asked them what they were doing
>
> Paddy  replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the
>  height of this flagpole, but we don't have a
>  ladder..'
>
> The blonde took out an  adjustable spanner from her bag,
> loosened a few  bolts and laid the flagpole down.
>
>
> She got  a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few
>  measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet  6
> inches.
>
> Then, she walked  off.
>
> Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just  like a
> blonde!
>
>
> We Need the height, and  she gives us the f*****
>  length!!