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justcruisin01


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THE HEART ATTACK 

 

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming 
from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?'  she asks. 


'I think I'm having a heart attack,'  -   cries the husband..

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's 
dialing, her four-year-old son comes up

And says,   "Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the 
wardrobe & she has no clothes on"


The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..

  Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten Bitch',  she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around 
naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'






-- Edited by justcruisin01 on Thursday 13th of May 2010 08:23:56 PM

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Blonde  Cookbook

 

It's  fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food  cake. The recipe
said beat 12 eggs separately.  The neighbors were nice enough to loan
me some  extra bowls.


Tom  wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said  serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What  a surprise when Tom brought a
friend home for  supper........

 


A  good day for rice. The recipe said wash  thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed  kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't
say it improved the rice any.



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