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goinsoon


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Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two bits of bread.

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Mary had a little lamb
It fleece was black as soot
Everywhere that Mary went
It's sooty foot it put.


( one of my Dad's )

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Mary had a little bear to which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Mary went you saw her bare......following.

-- Edited by Rolly on Friday 16th of April 2010 01:00:57 PM

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Mary had a little lanb,
She also had a bear.
Although we've seen Mary's lamb,
We've never seen her bare!

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The teddy bear ate the lamb
It was a sad affair
Mary run away for sure
To the castle in the air



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Mary had a little bike
she rode it on the grass
everytime the wheel went round
the spokes went up her a***

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goinsoon


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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered,
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.


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Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it turned around
You saw it's dirty ............
Zoomtop

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Mary had a little hen
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she let it out
The rooster used to ...





...chase it

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