A man was riding his
Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and in a booming
voice, The Lord said.

'Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled
over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so
I can ride over anytime I want.'


The
Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think
of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking, the supports required reaching the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several
natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of
something that could possibly help mankind.'


The biker thought hard about it for a
long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that
I and all men could understand our wives. I want
to know how she feels inside, what she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
truly happy'.

The Lord replied; 'You
want two lanes or four on that bridge?