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Cinnamon


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A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers:

"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry.

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Hello Cinnamon - what about equality , lets have a look at th blokes side of it .
Oak tree - Birch tree - Christmas Tree .
Upon hearing the blokes version young Jane asked her mother . How many types of
willies are there . Her mother answered as honestly as she could . Well Jane -
From 20 to 30 they are like an Oak tree - Strong , Upright & thick .
From 30 to 40 they are like a Birch - flexible & reasonably reliable .
After 40 they are like a Christmas tree - a christmas tree . Yes Jane -
The trunk is lifeless & the balls are for decoration.
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