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Elf Oil, isn't that hte stuff you put in Mini cars? No I forgat it's what Santa Claus uses to keep the reindeer running. He is coming isn't he?

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Basil........a new hat I see.........

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Jezz you lot are a bunch of skeptic hypocrits - you believe in this hypothetical God some of you keep going on about but this has a scientific basis; Viz,

The notion that a tin foil hat can significantly reduce the intensity of incident radio frequency radiation on the wearer's brain has some scientific validity, as the effect of strong radio waves has been documented for quite some time.[2] A well constructed tin foil enclosure would approximate a Faraday cage, reducing the amount of (typically harmless) radiofrequency electromagnetic radiation inside. A common high school physics demonstration involves placing an AM radio on tin foil, and then covering the radio with a metal bucket. This leads to a noticeable reduction in signal strength. The efficiency of such an enclosure in blocking such radiation depends on the thickness of the tin foil, as dictated by the skin depth, the distance the radiation can propagate in a particular non-ideal conductor. For half-millimeter-thick tin foil, radiation above about 20 kHz (i.e., including both AM and FM bands) would be partially blocked, although tin foil is not sold in this thickness, and numerous layers of tin foil would be required to sustain this effect.[3]

The effectiveness of the tin foil hat as electromagnetic shielding for stopping radio waves is greatly reduced by the fact that it is not a complete enclosure. Placing an AM radio under a metal bucket without a conductive layer underneath demonstrates the relative ineffectiveness of such a setup. Indeed, because the effect of an ungrounded Faraday cage is to partially reflect the incident radiation, a radio wave that is incident on the inner surface of the hat (i.e., coming from underneath the hat-wearer) would be reflected and partially 'focused' towards the user's brain. While tin foil hats may have originated in some understanding of the Faraday cage effect, the use of such a hat to attenuate radio waves belongs properly to the realm of pseudoscience.

A study by graduate students at MIT determined that a tin foil hat could either amplify or attenuate incoming radiation depending on frequency; the effect was observed to be roughly independent of the relative placement of the wearer and radiation source.[4] At GHz wavelengths, the skin depth is less than the thickness of even the thinnest foil.[citation needed]

Tin foil hats are seen by some as a protective measure against the effects of electromagnetic radiation (EMR). Despite some allegations that EMR exposure has negative health consequences,[5] at this time, no link has been verifiably proven between the radio-frequency EMR that tin foil hats are meant to protect against and subsequent ill health.[6]

Electromagnetic hearing

Humans are able to detect modulated radio-frequency electromagnetic signals in the microwave range, hearing them as sounds. The perceived source of induced sound is located inside of or directly behind the head of the recipient, regardless of the location of the transmitter. The effect is believed to be caused by thermoelastic expansion of the brain exposed to microwaves.[7]

During the Cold War, electromagnetic hearing was clinically studied in the United States for applications including covert message transmission and use as a non-lethal weapon. As a declassified National Ground Intelligence Center document points out:

It may be useful to provide a disruptive condition to a person not aware of the technology. Not only might it be disruptive to the sense of hearing, it could be psychologically devastating if one suddenly heard "voices within one's head".[8]

A number of patents was granted by the United States Patent and Trademark Office for various applications of the technology, including "nervous system excitation", and "remotely monitoring and altering brain waves".

In 1962, Allan H. Frey discovered that reception of the induced sound can be blocked by a patch of wire mesh (not foil) placed above the temporal lobe.[7]

 References

  1. ^ "Hey Crazy--Get a New Hat". Bostonist. 15 November 2005. http://www.bostonist.com/archives/2005/11/15/hey_crazyget_a_new_hat.php. Retrieved 2007-04-05. 
  2. ^ Neurophysiologic effects of Radiofrequency and Microwave Radiation, Bulletin of New York Academy of Medicine, vol. 55, no. 11,. December, 1979. p. 1079 - 1093. 
  3. ^ Jackson, John David (1998). Classical Electrodynamics. Wiley Press. 
  4. ^ Rahimi, Ali; Ben Recht, Jason Taylor, Noah Vawter (17 February 2005). "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets". Ali Rahimi. http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/. Retrieved 2007-04-05. 
  5. ^ "Electronic smog - Environment - The Independent". News.independent.co.uk. 2006-05-07. http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/article362557.ece. Retrieved 2009-06-09. 
  6. ^ "Safety and Health Topics: Radiofrequency and Microwave Radiation - Health Effects". Osha.gov. http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/radiofrequencyradiation/healtheffects.html. Retrieved 2009-06-09. 
  7. ^ a b Elder, Joe A.; Chou, C.K. (2003). "Auditory response to pulsed radiofrequency energy". Bioelectromagnetics (Wiley-Liss) 24 (S6). ISSN 0197-8462. http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/106565261/abstract. 
  8. ^ "Bioeffects of Selected Nonlethal Weapons". Nonlethal Technologies Worldwide. National Ground Intelligence Center. 1998. http://sigint.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/bioeffects-of-selected-nonlethal-weapons/.


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To avoid being tracked by Aliens I have investigated a "stealth tin foil hat" and here is an authorative discourse on the topic...

Stealth Tin Foil Hat
An improved upgrade to the TinFoilHat, but made of transparent plastic wrap, to avoid being tracked by radar.

 

"That's logic!" (Tweedledum)

 

I'm going to suggest that perhaps a hat painted with stealth bomber paint or another EM radiation absorbing material would be best, because one wants neither to reflect RADAR nor transmit mind control rays. Absorption is clearly the only option. -- JF

 

But then they will be able to see your radar shadow; your best bet is to get everyone to where the same tin foil hat so they can't tell who is who. -- jk

 

Velostat seems to be all the rage - http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm.

 


While the above seems to be the opinion of most wikizens, there are some supporters of this shielding - consider this recent edit:

 

The thought screen helmet is not a tin foil hat.

 

Alien abductions are real and so are the drawings.

 

The photo of the alien on stopabductions.com is a real photo.

 

For more information on alien abductions see ufoabduction.com

 

Michael Menkin
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aliensandchildren.org

 


All I'm going to say is the ExtraordinaryClaimsRequireExtraordinaryEvidence. Please present some.

 

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See AlienLifeOnThisPlanet, LifeOnOtherPlanets if it's on WardsWiki it must be true

 

You don't think that plastic wrap reflects less radar than tin foil? You need to brush up on your basic EM theory. You might have a point if you warned that some kinds of plastic wrap are conductive, but since those are rare, and you didn't mention it, so presumably we're talking about ordinary plastic wrap, the burden of the proof is on you. -- SmugStealthTinFoilHatWearer?
If they remove people's clothing during abductions, TinFoilHat should not pose much of an obstacle. Mobile carriers can triangulate people by their cell-phones so even if a StealthTinFoilHat was achieved the abductors could probably hack into the grid to find you that way anyway. How many people turn theirs off at night?

 


 

Breakthrough in Real Evidence for Alien Abductions

 

Proof of the alien abduction phenomenon was achieved in January, 2007, when it was demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The signal was obtained by taking voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material itself. The material, called Velostat, is made by 3M.

 

This is the first time that standard electronic instruments showed that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The helmets are called Thought Screen Helmets by inventor Michael Menkin. The helmets scramble the signal thus stopping communication between aliens and humans, Menkin claims. He has been making helmets and sending them to people abducted by aliens for eight years.

 

This evidence is demonstrable proof of alien abduction activity and refutes both skeptics and ufo investigators who claim that alien abductions are paranormal or supernatural. Any abduction victim with Velostat and a multimeter can obtain a reading which indicates a signal is being sent to them, Menkin claims.

 

Thought screens were originated by science fiction writer E.E. Doc Smith. Michael Menkin invented real thought screens in 1999. After a year of testing different materials, Menkin found that hats containing Velostat did stop aliens from abducting humans.

 

These breakthrough tests were obtained by a man in the United Kingdom who measured current from a thought screen helmet and from a piece of Velostat while he was wearing another thought screen helmet. The man had a history of being abducted by aliens. No current could be obtained from the other materials which he tested. The test cannot be performed by people who are not abductees because they don't receive such a signal.

 

Using his own funds, Menkin has made and sent thought screen helmets to people all over the world for eight years. For photos of meter readings that indicate an alien signal see stopabductions.com. The site provides instructions for making successful thought screens. See Menkin's other site, aliensandchildren.org for information and other evidence of alien abductions.

 

For more information contact inventor Michael Menkin at mmenkin@hotmail.com.

 

The line "The man had a history of being abducted by aliens" is a stronger indictment of this piece's credibility than any I could make.


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I TOLD YOU........................I AM UNTOUCHABLE!! (and fearless) Fear is not an option!!

It's just you and me Basil. Noone else is taking this seriously!!

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Basil and Disco,of course you being taken seriously,what the bloody Hell are you both going on about,Alfoil Hats,radios in a bucket,reading all that stuff is like having a trip on LSD.If you have areceptive mind thats ok,but a deffective mind like mine leaves me feeling that I am in the home for the Bewildered.Keep up the good work Chaps.Monday,ah yes Raffia place mat making today.Be good to get out of this jacket for a while.CheersIbbo.

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Disco Duck wrote:


It's just you and me Basil. Noone else is taking this seriously!!




 Yes, & they all think we have lost the plot when in fact there is no plot to lose, these non belivers are a weird lot....
And Ibbo is a fake, if he was really going to make rafia place mats how would he know if it's Monday. Making Rafia placemats =  don't know what day of the week it is.



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Oh!!!!!! I take you very seriously Basil and Ducky, what are your addresses for when the ambos come with the little white coats to "give you a holiday"

just remember "medication is good"

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Jeez Basil, you most certainly have far too much time on your hands and head.
That's all very well, but who's the gherkin in the hat?
You in another life perhaps Basil?
And Ducky, you're just as bad, without the gherkin.

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Well thats a lovely state of affairs,weird,faker,just as well you did 'nt call me a "Faker" as well.At the home for the Bewildered and Foresaken we have activities 5 days a week.Monday is Rafia Day,Tuesday is Macramie Day,Wednesday Sports Day,Thursday is Basket Weaving,Friday is Fish and Chip Day.The weekends are put aside for Relos to come and checkour bank accounts,changes to Wills,gifts of cash to Nurses and others.None of us run around with Alfoil Hats on our heads or listening to AM radios hidden under buckets.We have Mr Menkin with us at the present time,lovable man spends his time walking around with a voltmeter and staring into space muttering"They're coming to take me away Ha Ha,they"re coming to take me away".I was quite normal until I joined the Forum,I must have been on the verge though.Cheers.Ibbo.

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my, my, what an interesting and varied fun filled week you have, hell I would just die if my week was so busy!!

the feller with the voltmeter is out of sync, you cant find extryterrrastrials with that, everyone knows it takes a timing light!!

I was on the verge once, but a copper came and kicked me off it!

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Mock Not...... you lot!!! When the alien invasion eventuates you people will be clamouring to be with us but Basil and I will just pass wind in your general direction........with our alfoil beanies on!!  It will be too late!!  Space Captain Basil Faultless and the  Masked Avenger also know as Fearless Duck, will be safe!!!

 

Ibbo............I never knew that you life was so fun filled!  Here was me feeling sorry for you, but all this time you have been faking your way around? 

Rafia Mats??   Come on mate.........wouldn't alfoil beanies have been better?? At least you would have been safe.

Don't knock the transistor radio in the bucket either........the only difficult part is changing the batteries.


"Using his own funds, Menkin has made and sent thought screen helmets to people all over the world for eight years"

Obviously this Menkin fellow is a man after your own heart Basil as he, like yourself, is self funded in his attempt to make the simple lives of the rest of us better, safer and  richer.

I for one............applaud you!!



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Where is Sir Terro when we need him...................I'm sure he would have an alfoil beanie??

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Good morning Mr Duck. I have good news. Went to the Alfoil factory the other day here in Bayswater and I asked if the production of alfoil beanies was still happening. I was referred to the top management as they were perplexed on this question. I was not given a comprehensive answer on that.........maybe because I was wearing this at the time. I don't think they were taking me seriously!!!!!
Terro

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Onya Sir Terro!! You are one of us. LOL I love it. Is that picture really you??

At least you are trying.....all you need to do is to cover that hat in alfoil and you would have your own inbuilt radar dishes!!

We have another convertee Basil. Hey....is this how the Scientologists got going??

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Mr Duck you can be disappointing sometimes. That's me on the left you duffer. Don't know who the other bloke is standing in my family room. Some fool who likes to wear a moose on his head. Basil do I get a certificate of membership?

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LOL The nose is about the same !!

You won't get a certificate until it is covered with alfoil.............hence the title "Alfoil Beanie"

Get it?? Don't let me down now Sir Terro....you were doing so well.

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It was bl**dy hard work holding the moose down but we managed it. The reception is fantastic. I'm seeing things I've never seen before. I don't thinlk I will ever take them off.

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The Matron has been reading the Forum over my shoulder,she was not amused.Said that she recognised three of her patients that did the bunk some time ago,Basil The Bad,Dangerous Ducky,Terro The Terrible.Also let on that DaveO,Roly,and Grannie are all out patients.I told her she should not worry as they are all in good company on the Forum.Gotta go here comes the nurse with our daily dose of Bromide.CheersIbbo.

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LOL Sir terro...................well done!! Certificate Pending!!


Ibbo...you idiot!! :)
I can see why you are in there!! I hope you get out soon!!

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Just shakes Me head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ugliest moose I ever saw!!

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There you go getting all spiteful again DaveO.............just because you aren't one of the believers

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not listening!!! however if there happens to be a spaceship then I am an honorary member dont forget!

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ibbo wrote:

Tuesday is Macramie Day


Yes it is too, I'm curently enrolled in a TAFE course " Self Actualisation through Macrame" Next Year I'm going to do another course " How to lose friends through pretense & ostentation" should be a ripper....

 



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Jeez Basil, you most certainly have far too much time on your hands and head.
That's all very well, but who's the gherkin in the hat?
You in another life perhaps Basil?
And Ducky, you're just as bad, without the gherkin.



Grrrrrrrrrrrrany do you have to be offensive calling a much younger me a Gherkin? Oh dear me, Ill send you a big roll of alfoil for Xmas....

 



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For those of you who do not believe have a look at these videos, they must be true they are on the internet.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1381365/ufo_videos_alien_base_on_the_moon/


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/509573/do_you_believe/


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"And the Lord saeth to Basil & Ducky, go forth with your tinfoil beenies and passeth wind on the non believers"

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Basil cannot pass wind 'cause he's a WOOF ( A Worn Out Old Fart)   :)

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