Jacky Jacky was having a beer at a pub that he was not familiar with, he was dying for the loo so asked the publican who directed him upstairs, to the right and the first door on the left

a while passes and the publican gets a bit concerened about Jacky Jacky so he goes looking only to be greeted at the top of the stairs with a lot of moaning and howling

undeterred the publican presses on to find Jacky Jacky, and shouts out "whats wrong"

Jacky Jacky replies "oh mate this is a queer toilet, everytime I go to get up it grabs me by me dangly bits"

the publican rounds the corner to find Jacky Jacky and states "you bloody clown you're sitting on me mop bucket"