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ibbo


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Glad you appreciate the knowledge learned from the Elite Fleet Air Arm.Lol.Cheers Ibbo.winkbleh.Ps.Can you help with Chris's op?........LOL.

-- Edited by ibbo on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 10:40:03 AM

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All the best Granny. Just remember we have the best surgeons in the world here in Oz.

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Bloody hell! It's a miracle! I suddenly feel great. No need for surgery now. It's a miracle - an absolute miracle. Modern medical science is bloody marvellous.
Thanks for all your help Ibbo and Ducky. I'm cured! I'm cured!

-- Edited by Cruising Granny on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 11:41:48 AM

-- Edited by Cruising Granny on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 11:42:47 AM

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Cruising Granny wrote:

Bloody hell! It's a miracle! I suddenly feel great. No need for surgery now. It's a miracle - an absolute miracle. Modern medical science is bloody marvellous.
Thanks for all your help Ibbo and Ducky. I'm cured! I'm cured!

-- Edited by Cruising Granny on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 11:41:48 AM

-- Edited by Cruising Granny on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 11:42:47 AM



 Strewth Granny have you made a quick trip to Lourdes?



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Good luck Granny.

Have a great Xmas & New Year Every-one,
Cheers,
xina.

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Thanks Xina,the same to you from Syl and I.Chris.I told you it was going to be ok.A little faith and we will have you using your arm as never before.Do you still want the hip replacement?the latest models have just arrived from Lilliput and I must admit they do look a bit on the small size,we can always join two together I guess.Better go now it's time for my advanced Electric Skateboard lesson.Cheers.Ibbo.

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YES!!! I knew my two weeks correspondence course in Brain Surgery would pay off.

Thanks for the invite Ibbo. No sweat.......I'll be on stand-by. I'll even bring my own hammer and hacksaw!!

I would have brought the car fridge but I'm having some wiring problems with it and as we don't want warm Yummies......... it'll have to be the esky!!

See you there Granny..................don't be late...................Ibbo hates to be kept waiting, because the alcohol wears off.

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Better go now it's time for my advanced Electric Skateboard lesson.Cheers.Ibbo.

See that Granny??   As Sir Terro said........we have the best surgeons here and Ibbo never wastes the opportunity to study up on new techniques.  Always your welfare at heart.



See that Ibbo.....??  Even the Ambos reckon we are good.   Nice to be recognised for our dedication.

Anyone else got anything wrong that they need fixing??   We may as well do it on the same day seeing that we already have the cinema booked.  errrr...... Should that read Theatre??.............   Ibbo what the hell does Shakespeare have to do with this??

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This is elective surgery so make sure you have clean underpants on.can't think why though.Cheers.Ibbo.Hey Disco I wonder if you know who has any dimples.I wont know because this is my first Blindfold Op.I learnt the technique on U.Tube.Don't worry Chris ,Basil is going to lend us his beaut dog,if any intsruments are dropped or left inside your ankle she will sniff them out.By the way the clean underpants comment was intended for Disco not you Chris.Open heart surgery wow Disco we will get a whack back from Medicare for this op.Oh well time for Yummies,better check on the mail first to see if E.Bay have sent my new secondhand intruments,a real deal,ex RSPCA and all re sharpened.Relax and take it Easy Chris,you won't have a care in the world.cheers marty(Ibbo's Carer and basket weaving tutor).PS.Shakespear and WobbledaggerFilm makers for Chris's legal firm,can't think why.

-- Edited by ibbo on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 03:55:02 PM

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This is elective surgery so make sure you have clean underpants on.can't think why though.Cheers.Ibbo.Hey Disco I wonder if you know who has any dimples.I wont know because this is my first Blindfold Op.I learnt the technique on U.Tube.Don't worry Chris ,Basil is going to lend us his beaut dog,if any intsruments are dropped or left inside your ankle she will sniff them out.By the way the clean underpants comment was intended for Disco not you Chris.Open heart surgery wow Disco we will get a whack back from Medicare for this op.Oh well time for Yummies,better check on the mail first to see if E.Bay have sent my new secondhand intruments,a real deal,ex RSPCA and all re sharpened.Relax and take it Easy Chris,you won't have a care in the world.cheers marty(Ibbo's Carer and basket weaving tutor).PS.Shakespear and WobbledaggerFilm makers for Chris's legal firm,can't think why.

-- Edited by ibbo on Wednesday 2nd of December 2009 03:55:02 PM


Geez Chris I'd start running now.  Maybe their meds will kick in soon.

 



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The best part of borrowing the dog Ibbo is if we have any parts left over......we don't have to leave them lying around. The dog will take care of that.

Ahem!! errr ............dunno but.........umm..........maybe I should have PMed that bit??


I'm just reading the 1947 Ford Mercury workshop manual now. Shouldn't be much difference should there??

No Ibbo......no dimples there. Two tattoos is all. Can't tell you how I know that either! A surgeon I may be, but I am still first and foremost a gentleman and I have the business cards to prove it.

Can't wait to get paid for this........need the money for xmas.

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Disco,Basils dog is a vegeterian,just hates kidneys.Should we just take out Chris's tonsils?mind you sauted kidneys in a thick garlick sauce would go down well in the post op piss up..........I meant intensive care consultation.Cheers.Ibbo.

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How's our luck! We had to pick Basil.......the only bloke on here with a vegetarian dog!!

Actually.........we may have another job after Granny's.

We need to cut the cord that runs between Basil's bum and his eyes. This is so that he can get rid of the sh*tty outlook he gets at Christmas. I do stress, it is only at Christmas, so maybe we could hang little baubels from something, just to cheer him up??

Maybe we could give the dog a vasectomy while we are at it.?? Female or not!

I think we'll need a BIG meant intensive care post-op consultation with all that work.

Bring on the Kidneys!!



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