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He Said To Me!


He Said To Me!

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . ... . You wear pants don't you?
 


He said to me . . ........ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but
fart


He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .......
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ....... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. ... They don't have time
 

 

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. ... I don't know; it has never happened.
 

 

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . ... . They already have boyfriends.
 

 

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
 

 

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. ... . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
smile 

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