A couple made a deal that whoever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and
true to his word he made contact.

Mary. Mary.

Is that you, Fred?

Yes, Ive come back like we agreed.

Whats it like?

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have
breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in
the sun, and then I have sex again.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course,
then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf
course again. Then have sex until late at night.

The next day it starts again.

Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven.

Not exactly, Im a rabbit at Yarra Yarra Golf Course.