An old Italian man wanted to dig up his tomato garden to plant next years crop ,Due to his age & health he was unable to do the work ,His only son ,Vinney,was serving time in jail ,He writes a letter to his son,Dear son, wish you were here to dig the tomato garden for me ,He receives a letter back,Dear farther , what ever you do dont dig up the tomato garden,Thats where the bodies are burried,The next morning the police arrive & dig up the entire garden.Found nothing,Apologise & leave !Two days later the old man receives another letter,Dear dad , due to the circumstances this was the best i could do on the day .Love, VINNEY.
JC.