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HELPING HAND.


An old Italian man wanted to dig up his tomato garden to plant next years crop ,

Due to his age & health he was unable to do the work ,

His only son ,Vinney,was serving time in jail ,

He writes a letter to his son,

Dear son, wish you were here to dig the tomato garden for me ,

He receives a letter back,

Dear farther , what ever you do dont dig up the tomato garden,

Thats where the bodies are burried,

The next morning the police arrive & dig up the entire garden.

Found nothing,

Apologise & leave !

Two days later the old man receives another letter,

Dear dad , due to the circumstances this was the best i could

do on the day .

Love, VINNEY.



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