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Mothers


MOTHERS

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mummy can do anything!

8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mum knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't know everything!

14 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother? She wouldn't have a clue.

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16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's so five minutes ago.

18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!

25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it!

35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mum's opinion.

45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mum would have thought about it?

65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mum.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she 
carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she
Shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!


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Daisy and Disco Duck

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You sure miss 'em when they're gone

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I've always told my children and now my grandchildren. Look after your Mother you only get one!

Terro.


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What about poor old Dad??

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Daisy and Disco Duck

Adelaide South Australia


Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!


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True story.My Mum is now 94 years old,still mentally alert,frail and deaf as post.I rang her a few weeks ago to say Hi etc."Hi Mum how are you?","who is this"?she answered."It is Martin",Oh I have a son called Martin.I will tell him you phoned.Bye,Bye."Cheers.Ibbo.............

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Now I'm a mum, and have been for 37 years, I miss my mum more than I did when I was a child.
I hope my kids feel like that about me eventually.
I never had much to do with my dad.

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Yeah Granny......................they'll miss you when you are gone. :) :)



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Daisy and Disco Duck

Adelaide South Australia


Gotta Think Outside the Square!

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

If at First You Don't Succeed.......Redefine Success !!


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Don't talk to me about Mothers.

I traveled nearly half way around the world to get away from mine.

Domineering old harpy!

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wish I could still talk to mine, although I reckon I get "visits" from her now and then, fantastic woman! absolutely magical! as are most mum's

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Ah Mothers, mine is 86 and not too bad but don't expect her to do anything, everything gets transposed to the worst possible outcome... Dad is the same age and fit but health declining and deaf to the point where it's useless trying to phone him.... Inlaws both very hard cases, she has had a stroke and he thinks that if she can cook a meal then everything is as it was. And she is now driving again and her left arm is useless and she can't walk without a walker but her GP gave her the all clear.... Both have OCD and it's as funny as Fawlty Towers watching them locking & unlocking and going through the routines they have developed to cope with life. Woe betide anyone who trys to change their routines or do something different.

Very sad to see the aged trying to cope with life in the age of electricity and bottled milk.

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