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Ma


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PILLOW TALK


Husband:  Oh, come on. 
Wife:
  Leave me alone!
Husband:
  It won't take long.
Wife: 
 I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:
  I can't sleep without it.
Wife: 
 Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? 
Husband:
  Because I'm Hot. 
Wife:
  You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband:
  If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife:
  If you love me you'd be more considerate..
Husband:
  You don't love me anymore.
Wife: 
Yes I do, but just forget it for tonight. 
Husband:
  PLEASE......come on ,,,,,
Wife:
  All right, I'll do it. 
Husband:
  What's the matter? Need a flashlight? 
Wife:
  I can't find it.
Husband:
  Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! 
Wife:
  There! Are you satisfied?
Husband:
  Oh, yes. 
Wife:
  Is it up far enough?
Husband: 
 Oh, that's good. 
Wife: 
 Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, 
do it yourself.


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Guru & Ma
Ulladulla NSW
Happy day, safe travelling
Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)

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