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Basil Faulty


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SAUCY senior citizens can receive a generous discount at Melbourne brothels next week.

As thousands of old-timers celebrate national Seniors Week, those who present their seniors discount card at some brothels and escort services can mark the occasion in an entirely different way.

Brothels aligned with Australian Adult Entertainment will offer discounted services from October 4-11.

Caulfield Souths Club 859 owner Fiona Brownlee said she would honour the promotion for any seniors who wanted to partake.

I certainly will be, Ms Brownlees said.

Id certainly be giving $5 to $10 off.

Ms Brownlee said heaps of the Caulfield South brothels clientele were older than 60.

AAEI spokesman William Albon said some establishments would offer markdowns of up to 50 per cent on sexual services.

Many senior members of the community already use our members services, whether visiting a brothel or having an escort visit their place of residence, including aged care residential centres, Mr Albon said.

If senior members of our community want to use the service of our brothels and escort agencies during seniors week, they will not only be warmly welcomed but afforded a generous discount on the cost of the services provided by the establishment.



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I cant see how they could give senior a discount , because they take all night to do what they use to do all night

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Can that discount be used with other offers already made. Obviously their hourly rate must be low as this is going to take a while to get the job done .


Now if Fiona got together with Virgin that could be seen as insider trading

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I can't wait to get a Seniors Card !!

Yep I guess some of the old boys would be happier to get a time extension than a cash discount.

Who said these ladies don't have a heart?

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So what do we old girls do?  Drink discounted latte's at the corner coffee shop?How come you blokes get brothel discount? Now that's taking sex descrimination to a whole new level.

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Cruising Granny wrote:

So what do we old girls do?  Drink discounted latte's at the corner coffee shop?How come you blokes get brothel discount? Now that's taking sex descrimination to a whole new level.


Ahem Granny, er ah how do I answer this without incriminating myself?..... Granny in these days of female liberation we males admit that you old chooks enjoy it as much as us woof's and surprisingly (and to your amazement) you would discover that women are catered to in such establishments. How do I know this I here you ask? Well I once worked for a Govt mob whose job it was was to see whom was bonking whom so after hours parked outside one such place and logging those who entered and those who left there were about a 30% female clientele ratio. no
I don't believe your hypothesis re the sexual discrimination thing, I think thats codswallop - just the way females percieve males after all all the statistics say that in the case of extra marital affairs it is the female who entraps the male in her web, not the other way around....

 



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Wombat 280 wrote:

Can that discount be used with other offers already made. Obviously their hourly rate must be low as this is going to take a while to get the job done .


Now if Fiona got together with Virgin that could be seen as insider trading



 Hmmmmm wombat perhaps it could.... But I'd hardly call these discounts generous $5 - $10 off a product that costs around $400, I could do better than that at Bing Lee or the Good Guys....



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All i can say to you ladies out there if you want something ask for it !!!! Guys are not good at mind reading.But we do have it better than women in a lot of areas .

You don't have to shave below your neck.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices or cares.


You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without anyone thinking, "He must be mad at me."

one wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife or your teeth.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes ? Both of them.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking ? They all already have boyfriends.
How does a man show
that he is planning for the future ?		 He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds ? The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short ? So men can remember them.
How many men does it take
to change a roll of toilet paper ?		 No-one knows; it has never happened.
When does a sensible woman
care for a man's company ?		 When he owns it.
What are a woman's four favourite animals ?
bulletA mink in the closet,
bulleta Jaguar in the garage,
bulleta tiger in the bedroom, and
bulletan ass to pay for it all.
Why are married women
heavier than single women ?
bulletSingle women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
bulletMarried women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups ? Put the remote control between his toes
What is the one thing that
all men in singles bars have in common ?		 They're married.
What did God say after creating man ? "I must be able to do better than that."
What did God say after creating Eve ? "Practice makes perfect."







-- Edited by Stefan on Saturday 3rd of October 2009 03:56:52 PM

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Thought this was a travel forum!!!
Might give it a miss from now on.
Mary

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Mary wrote:

Thought this was a travel forum!!!
Might give it a miss from now on.
Mary


no  cry  OOPS  cry  no

 



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Mary wrote:

Thought this was a travel forum!!!
Might give it a miss from now on.
Mary



Shame on you Mary, for assuming that older people traveling are not just like any other people.

If a little saucy humour offends you, then yes, you have no place amongst intelligent, lively company.


 



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Mary wrote:

Thought this was a travel forum!!!
Might give it a miss from now on.
Mary


Hi Mary, as the title of the forum states, it is a "General Forum", not all of the topics are related to traveling but all/most of us who are members of this forum are.  Jokes or other topics of interest come with the territory.  You will find this comes with the people you will or have come across on the road, so need to loosen up a bit on attitudes etc if you are to enjoy the life out there you will come across all types.  Best thing with the forum is if the topic isn't your cup of tea, then don't read it (nobody forces you to) and just choose the topics you are interested in.    You will find the other caravanners forums similar, so if you choose to give them all a miss you will be doing your knowledge of life and experiences on the road a disservice.    Hang in there, we are made up of all types but have a common thread, we all enjoy the lifestyle.

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Mary this topic is about travel, the journey of life,some like the journey, some like the destination it our choice

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Mary, Ditto to all above. My only coment is.... if I need cheering up, I go to the forum, have a read.....more often than not , a laugh also. I loved it Stefan!

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Rolly wrote:

Mary wrote:

Thought this was a travel forum!!!
Might give it a miss from now on.
Mary



Shame on you Mary, for assuming that older people traveling are not just like any other people.

If a little saucy humour offends you, then yes, you have no place amongst intelligent, lively company.


 



 Oh dear Rolly.... But yes I think you have as usual succinctly hit the nail on the head....
Maybe Mary would prefer the Solo's forum.



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Totally agree with all these comments.  Its down to Mary's choice and our perogative.

Ma

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Dear, dear, dear Mary.
While I respect your right to be offended, please lighten up.
If you're offended by this little bit of cheek, you're going to be a very lonely traveller.
We all have travel in common here - whether we're on the road now or sometimes, and we all have a sense of humour in common.
I give the boys a bit of a hard time sometimes, just to remind them there are women out here who can do it by themselves.
We share more than travel experiences and pretty scenery here, and a giggle now and then is one of them.
Ya gott 'ave a larf!!

Now I know I've led a sheltered life. I know women seek "company" to share a special event with, but to buy sex in a brothel? I'm not a prude, but clearly I'm naive in some things.
And Stefan, thanks for the giggle. I could debate a couple of points, but why bother.

-- Edited by Cruising Granny on Sunday 4th of October 2009 06:29:19 PM

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Mary love it or hate it this is what we talk about, we being travellers, come sit a spell around our campfires and be embarraassed, amused, enlightened and have your funny bone tickled to the stage of sore ribs then toodle off to bed with a light heart

dont take offence, serious one day, jokular the next, thats what makes our forum the best on the web

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Democracy and the priviledge of free speech.

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